I go everywhere with this giant
Beard hanging from my chin.
It appalls proper people everywhere
Who believe in...
I have a rather obnoxious hairdo
That hangs way down
My back, between my buns, between my legs. My hairdo makes a
Swishing sound.
Makes a swishing sound
When I walk around town.
I have a metal comma I
Stole from a store facade,
And I have a pair of cars I bought from a
Car store on North Broad.
I bought a drawing of Bo Derek's butt
Done by Bob Doyle.
And I have a bottle, do I have a bottle of
Eucalyptus oil.
Eucalyptus oil, and a
Petri dish of soil.
I'm drinking too much at these casual affairs.
I would really like to slow down considerable.
And I would like to have
This crazy ferris wheel stop on its
Hub and get rid of me.
Get rid of me.
I go everywhere.
I walk into bars with my hair and my beard
And I brag
About my comma and my cars and my Bob Doyle sketches.
I've been called a fag.
I've been called a fag.
Vomited in a grocery bag
From drinking too much at these casual affairs.
I would really like to slow down considerable.
And I would like to have
This crazy ferris wheel stop on its
Hub and get rid of me.
Get rid of me.
I go everywhere.