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I go everywhere with this giant
Beard hanging from my chin.
It appalls proper people everywhere
Who believe in...

I have a rather obnoxious hairdo
That hangs way down
My back, between my buns, between my legs. My hairdo makes a
Swishing sound.

Makes a swishing sound
When I walk around town.

I have a metal comma I
Stole from a store facade,
And I have a pair of cars I bought from a
Car store on North Broad.

I bought a drawing of Bo Derek's butt
Done by Bob Doyle.
And I have a bottle, do I have a bottle of
Eucalyptus oil.

Eucalyptus oil, and a
Petri dish of soil.

I'm drinking too much at these casual affairs.
I would really like to slow down considerable.
And I would like to have
This crazy ferris wheel stop on its
Hub and get rid of me.
Get rid of me.
I go everywhere.

I walk into bars with my hair and my beard
And I brag
About my comma and my cars and my Bob Doyle sketches.
I've been called a fag.

I've been called a fag.
Vomited in a grocery bag

From drinking too much at these casual affairs.
I would really like to slow down considerable.
And I would like to have
This crazy ferris wheel stop on its
Hub and get rid of me.
Get rid of me.
I go everywhere.

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from We Party Portugal Deluxxe, released November 12, 2014
Words adapted from a poem by Aaron Belz

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