If you get out of line,
If you get out of order,
Cost us even a quarter,
Cost us even a dime,
We have a dracula we’ll use on you
If you don’t do what we want you to.
It would feel so right
To see you made a victim of the night.
He might be sometimes a bat.
He might be sometimes a beast,
But he is ours at least—
Getting ready for the feast.
We have a dracula we’ll use on you.
He’ll smell the blood we already drew.
It would feel so right
To know his bite.
It’s a cry for help.
It’s a cry for mercy.
From Hawaii to New Jersey,
Can’t you hear his Euro yelp?
We have a dracula we’ll use on you.
Please do what we can’t do.
It would feel so good
To drive home the stake of wood.